Exquisite Corpses: 1pm class

#1

Rainbows above
bears that are plain
grumpy yet nice at the same time may remind you of John
or remind you of a crazy person
but in fact Susie was a crazy person
a very crazy person
went running around the dark room
the rain almost messed up her weave and it’s glued in.
O, who gives a shit.
Life is too short anyway—live it up!
Hakuna Matata!
Life is sweet and juicy.
If it had a taste, it would be just like gum,
lovely gum that tasted of chalk.
Sometimes I do not like gum.
But when I do, I’m chillin out maxin, relaxin all
cook, and shootin some b-ball outside of school,
starting to make trouble in the neighborhood.
What neighborhood? Where is this
song from?
Umm… song? What the hell?
I am hungry. Don’t Burger King sound delicious.
O, Susie a.k.a. grannnypanties, you
will get it.


#2

Gloomy Sunday
setting itself against
death this is retarded.
Yes, I totally agree.
Why is it raining so much?
Rain sucks! Why can’t it be snow!
Snow is worse, then we have to bundle all up.
So get your velcro boots, strap yourself in, and
demand justice!
If you don’t have velcro then run home,
run home and grab a gun.
Go next door and shoot the dog because
he barks too much.
Get the pooper scooper and clean up
the mess; make sure you hide your
tracks.
Rain drops keep falling on my head,
wind cuts into my soul,
dead worms on wet pavement.
You should see what the person before me wrote. What a donkey.
The jackass wrote about some guy’s eye,
how weird the guy’s eye was,
or how ugly his face look.
His face look really horrible!
Like the face of Susie when she wakes up in the morning.